HURRICANE DIANE

by Madeleine George

October 10th - 19th 2025

 

Meet Diane, a permaculture gardener dripping with butch charm. She’s got supernatural abilities owing to her true identity—the Greek god Dionysus—and she's returned to the modern world to gather mortal followers and restore the Earth to its natural state. Where better to begin than with four housewives in a suburban New Jersey cul-de-sac? In this Obie-winning comedy with a twist, Pulitzer Prize finalist Madeleine George pens a hilarious evisceration of the blind eye we all turn to climate change and the bacchanalian catharsis that awaits us, even in our own backyards.

 

THE NAUGHTY LIST 2

a Gnarly Bard Original

December 5th - 14th 2025

 

Kiwi the elf is back with all her friends! New original songs, classic Christmas tunes, brand new sketches and a live jazz band await you when you join Kiwi the Elf for another evening in the Department of Naughty Behavior. Help Kiwi check the list twice and make some touch choices on who has been naughty and who has been nice this year!

 

THE REVOLUTIONISTS

by Lauren Gunderson

March 6th - 15th 2026

 

The Revolutionists is a new play about four very real women who lived boldly in France during the French Revolution’s Reign of Terror.

Playwright Olympe De Gouge, assassin Charlotte Corday, former queen (and fan of ribbons) Marie Antoinette, and Haitian rebel Marianne Angelle hang out, murder Marat, loose their heads and try to beat back the extremist insanity in the Paris of 1793. What was a hopeful revolution for the people is now sinking into hyper violent hypocritical male rhetoric. However will modern audiences relate. This grand and dream-tweaked comedy is about violence and legacy, art and activism, feminism and terrorism, compatriots and chosen sisters, and how we actually go about changing the world. 

 

Who Wants to Marry a Prince?

a Gnarly Bard Original

May 8th - 17th 2026

 

"Once upon a time, five almost-princesses of the Enchanted Forest found themselves on a game show, some by choice and some by force, to try and win the hand of the only available prince in the kingdom. Who will win his heart? Who will be stabbed in the back? Will alliances form? Will evil step-mothers get in the way? Will love reign triumphant? Find out this week on WHO WANTS TO MARRY A PRINCE!"